Alo. How ya'll been? ^^

Well, the last time I did this, I was ranting about how life is unfair. And now, I am happy to say that I FINISHED THE GAME!!! (and am replaying it on hard.) I liked the ending, and now want to see what happens if I am an evil bastard and kill the Little Sisters. Today is actually my sister's Bday (17 years old now) and it was full of drama, angst, and arguments. So, I just can't wait til tomorrow (which, incidentally, is my Fathers Bday ((59))).

Also, my friend ~lotrtkdchic tagged me with the 'Lulz-agraph of the week'. I have to post a funny paragraph that catches my eye. Well, I have about 3 paragraphs to share with you all. One is a fanfiction called The Demilitarized Zone, the other is from City of Bones by Cassandra Clare, and the third is from one of my dad's old book series - The Martian Tales of Edgar Rice Burroughs: A Fighting Man of Mars (#7 out of 11) So, I shall put them up, shall I?

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DMZ - [link]

To: “Sasuke Uchiha” s. “Naruto Uzumaki” n. “Your Boss” i. Plans for Next Week

Hello Minions,

On Monday you are both expected to attend a corporate teamwork seminar that will last from Monday until Friday of next week. (See attached flyer)

Might Guy is a friend of the family and runs the Youthful Spring Corporate Teamwork Retreat in northern Leaf Country. You can expect team wall climbing, team ‘open feeling discussions’ and team housing among many, many other teamwork building exercises.

Before you attempt to reply to this email or worse, come and tell me your ‘issues’ in person, know that while you are reading this I am boarding my jet and will be gone for ‘business’ until Monday… wherein you shall both be holding hands and participating in trust exercises.

Make the company proud, boys.

Itachi Uchiha

President of Uchiha Inc.

Konoha, Leaf Country, Main Branch

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Sasuke opened his email and of course clicked on the message from his brother first. As he read his eyes got wider and wider…

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Naruto was chewing on his pen when the alert signally new mail drew his attention away from the new marketing proposal. Clicking on the blinking yellow envelope Naruto read quickly. The pen dropped to the floor.

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“What the…!”

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“... FUCK!!!”

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Itachi allowed a true smile to grace his handsome face as the captain announced their descent into Kohona.

God it was good to be king.

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City Of Bones by Cassandra Clare (I'm just gonna write the dialogue, since that's the funny part.)

Jace: "Are you still mad?"
Alec: "I'm not mad."
Jace: "Oh, yes you are."
Alec: "I am not. Just because you said dragon demons were extinct--"
Jace: "I said mostly extinct."
Alec: "Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH."
Jace: "I see. I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?"
Isabelle: "Boys, boys, don't fight. All right, so it was a little more action than we were expecting, but I thought it was fun."
Alec: "How do you manage never to get mud on you?"
Isabelle: I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt."
Jace: "Filthy inside and out."

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And, the last one.
*after half an hour of searching*
Well, there's nothing 'funny' about the book. There's just a soldier that goes to save his kidnapped love and his adventures along the way. So, you get 2 instead of three. Gomen. That's all for today, folks. See ya.
~Jamie